Punkin Boy is quite a talker. Yesterday he was reciting "Green Eggs and Ham" to himself; today it was "Labyrinth" quotes. But my favorite baby babble (which is a totally unfair appellation, since he's a quite coherent 2-year-old and not really a baby) happened recently during a conversation he had with The Man...
TM: Punkin Boy, stop jumping on the bed.
PB: But Daddy, I'm a monkey!
We oughta be more careful about our pet names.