Overheard at my house:
#1 Son: I want to make a present for my girlfriend.
[The Man and I exchange smirks. This will be his first.]
Pirate Boy: [startled] Girlfriend?! ... [thinks for a moment] I've got lots of those already.
TM: [singing] I'm the daddy of the Mack... Daddy...
And Punkin Boy? Quoth he: "Without us, the chicas got no boom!"
BWA HAHAHA HAHAHA!
I love our kids.